THIEF OF BREATH
DERSE DREAMER

{ LIBRA }
Broken_Undead
Most people call me King-sama or Kael. You can call me whatever.

represenativeofmyself:

obsessivecompulsiveteadrinker:

*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*

He might still be alive

*Fictional character shot in the head*

I’m sure they could survive that

*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*

They’ll be ok

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126576
Posted
5 hours ago

guy:

popularboyfriend:

guy:

if hot dads make hot kids and ugly dads make hot kids then who makes the ugly kids??

ur dad

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(via psyshox)

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23234
Posted
5 hours ago
mrslenderturtle:

team-ravn:

thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

THIS HORSE IS ON FIYAAAAH

It all started off so innocently too.

THIS BIRD IS ON FIYAAAAAH

mrslenderturtle:

team-ravn:

thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

THIS HORSE IS ON FIYAAAAH

It all started off so innocently too.

THIS BIRD IS ON FIYAAAAAH

(Source: acidocasualidad, via inverses)

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24886
Posted
6 hours ago

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via radical-anakin)

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456191
Posted
18 hours ago

jadehariey:

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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what the fuck

(via marlluxia)

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91186
Posted
18 hours ago

fuffuster:

it’s funny how if you’re not straight, the assumption is always that you like men

like

bisexual male: YOU’RE SECRETLY JUST GAY AND WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MEN

bisexual female: YOU’RE JUST FAKING IT FOR MALE ATTENTION

gay male: YOU’RE ONLY GAY BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T HAVE A GOOD MALE ROLE MODEL IN YOUR LIFE

gay female: YOU’RE ONLY A LESBIAN BECAUSE YOU WERE HURT BY MEN IN THE PAST AND NOW YOU HATE THEM

like did it occur to you at any point that it’s not always about men

(via 1eopard-sea1)

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24757
Posted
18 hours ago

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

(Source: hiphopfightsplaque, via junko-megido)

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564767
Posted
18 hours ago

a diva is a female version of a hustler

penccils:

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im a im a diva

(via homestuck-arts)

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18166
Posted
18 hours ago
WiFi:connected
Me:then fucking act like it
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459634
Posted
1 day ago
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