THIEF OF BREATH
DERSE DREAMER

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Broken_Undead
Most people call me King-sama or Kael. You can call me whatever.

lifeinflames:

when your friend makes a thirsty comment

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Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

(via cancerously)

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Gavin:I'm not a Robert Baratheon kind of king I'm more of a Joffrey.
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meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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one-guardian:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got puns, hun

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georagayt:

officialcdj:

xaigatomon:

blazer-replies:

spookyram:

romanimperial:

whatsayyousir:

teatray-inthesky:

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forever reblog

ALWAYS REBLOG.

iT GOT BETTER

THE SECOND I SCROLLED TO THE SKYRIM PIC I BURST OUT LAUGHING AND IT’S LIKE 2:15 IN THE MORNING HOLY CRAP

ALWAYS reblog :-)

This is fantastic

(Source: thenotoriousscuttlecliff, via chiibinomonodamon)

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